Have mercy

Have mercy
Rain your every drop
Now damaging our crop

Bhushan Aur Yog

Lagta Hai Ki Aap Ke Bhushan Ko Bichadne Ka Yog Hai

Thaliavaa and Kaleva

Thaliavaa in South, Kaleva in North

Highlights

1st kid: What is the cricket highlights they show on TV?
2nd kid: They show players hitting the ball high and the program comes on when the lights are on. This explains it I guess.

The Best

Just like the best things in life are not accessible so is the best potato in the grocery store

Cricket in English

In cricketing season talking their language:
1. AAP's promises during "Run Up" to elections are being "Delivered" now.
2. Suggest we call the spokespersons who represent their parties on televisions debates at night as "Night Watchman".

Humans versus plants

We humans turn new leaves and
Plants have palms and lady fingers...

A series of stings

Mosquitoes (after reading the newspaper): "The rate at which these humans are stinging each other in Delhi, they should not blame us for the spread of Dengue and Malaria".

Wrong is the right way to go

Overheard at IIFCO Chowk, Gurgaon frequently for cabs travelling to Hero Honda Chowk:
Cab driver (looking for passenger): Anybody for Hero Honda?
Passenger: Are you travelling on Wrong side?
Cab driver (nodding): Yes, please board the cab

My country

My country where:
Loaded trucks overtake cars
And ...
Politicians live like czars

End of Winter

End of Winter has been announced by Ice Cream Stalls

Action Replay

When a batsman gets out in cricket and walks back, by observing him you can see the "Action Replay" on how he got out before the TVs show it.

Blow Cold

Arr Wind blows top into the cold

Sir or Madam?

Indian Union budget has added a 2% Sir charge, sorry Surcharge on the super rich. I suggest it be called Sir or Madam charge depending on how they are addressed as.

Surcharge or Sir Charge

Indian Union budget has added a 2% Sir charge, sorry Surcharge on the super rich. I suggest it be called Sir or Madam charge depending on how they are addressed as.