Summer mutter

With summer approaching Mutter (green peas) would become increasingly expensive leaving us only to mutter about Mutter.

Pins inside and outside

People with long hair need few pins on their head to keep their hair in shape and many more pins (ATM, Internet etc.) inside their heads to keep their lives in good shape.

Software Releases

In software releases, Known Bugs listed, far exceed Bugs Fixed. Request an additional section "Unknown Bugs" - to avoid any surprises.

Nayak Khalnayak

In a marriage procession the song "Nayak Nahin Khalnayak Hai Tu" was playing. I thought probably this is six months down the line.

Jath Path

Had heard of the term "Jath-Path". Now Jats blocking Paths. Its odd to get even with the govt this way. Hope there is peace soon.

Question No Question

After much persuasion my colleague in office agreed to give a talk to our team on Quality, with a condition. He chose the topic "Questioning Attitude". The condition - He should not be asked any questions after his presentation.

In in India

"In" is generally used to make opposite of what a word means - inconsistent is opposite of consistent and so on. However Incredible only enhances the word credible. It has been used to describe India, hope the "In" enhances India as well.

Gav Ka Lagav

Sab Ko Apne Gav Se Lagav Hota Hain

Break Ke Baad (After the break)

Break Ke Baad (after the break) was invented by Doordarshan when it had the monopoly in Indian Television. The mystery of the week would be revealed after several breaks in the final second of the program "Saptahiki", it was the Hindi feature film to be broadcast on Sunday the following week.

Do Chowks Choke?

Observation- Chowks - Choke traffic. Gurgaon being an example Shankar, IIFCO, Rajiv, Hero Honda all Chowks, Choke traffic.

Old PJs cracked in school

Name Bruce Lee's brother- brotherly, father - fatherly.
When VV Giri's wife was falling down she said "Giri Giri Giri". What did VV Giri's grandson call him, "Dadagiri"

Pauv and Pav

In Indian social functions some come for Blessings by touching feet (Pauv) of elders and some for Pav Bhaji, Vada Pav etc.