Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Baje Sargam

Do you guys know the story behind the song Baje Sargam?
Actually the poet Raja Gandharva (RaGa) ate a lot of Baje's ( Bajiya) then found Sargam from har taraf se (you know from where) and then eventually had to dash towards the toilet, the jet propulsion generated by the Sargam also helped. RaGa's dash got called as desh raaga.🙂

Sunday, December 25, 2022

High Re High

Anything becomes High like bp etc.
Hi Re Hi Lage Raho Munna bhai

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Sunday, December 11, 2022

Smart Bollywood audience

The bollywood audience is smart enough to distinguish between twins but not the other characters in the movie. Even disguises would deceive the villains but not the audience.

Monday, November 7, 2022

Friday, October 7, 2022

Sharara Sharara Song Sung By a Banana

Sung by a banana:
Sharara Sharara Mein Hun Ek Sharara
Banana Banana Mein Hun Ek Banana

Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

App Zid Na Karo

What did Kejriwal say to all those leaving his party.
"Aap se jane ki zid na karo"
Taking inspiration from Farida Khanum

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

Monday, September 5, 2022

Crocodile's tears

What did the she crocodile say when she saw the moon: 
Chand phir nikla magar tum na aye

Thursday, September 1, 2022

Platform details

At a construction site I was deputed to in 1992 we used to get video cassette player and a few bollywood movie cassettes to watch. Once someone informed we have a movie named "Platform" immediately there was a question from behind "What is the elevation?"

Monday, August 29, 2022

Empty or MT

Someone mentioned how they went to an Empty (MT!) MTNL office.

Saree Duniya

A girl in a saree carrying a Jio telephone connection in roaming mode singing:
Palo Latke Re Maro Palo Latke
Jio Bhatke Maro Jiyo Bhatke

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Beefing up with beef

During my visit to London in 2005 I was surprised to find that my cheese burger was beefed up with beef, I was expecting to eat something vegetarian.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

Amchi PJ

Remember the TV Series Sandokan with Kabir Bedi.

What do you do when you don't get what you want from Sandokan? You go to Hoddukan.

Saturday, June 18, 2022

Mawali Hoon

In the movie Mawali  Jitendra while standing sings "Mawali Hoon Gira Hua Koi Insaan To Nahi"

Friday, June 17, 2022

Bollywood movies of 60s

Hero and heroins in bollywood movies until 70s maintained COVID-19 protocols.

Saturday, June 11, 2022

Monday, April 25, 2022

What did the electrical engineer say

What did the electrical engineer say when she saw some lugs:
"Alag Alag" (अलग अलग)

Wednesday, April 6, 2022

Youtube

Youtube is where every bollywood film actor currently not working is referred to as legendary and every movie is reffered to as superhit.

Friday, April 1, 2022

Similar Songs

Jogan ban jaungi saiyan tere karan - Shabab 1955

Ghogat nahin kholungi Saiyan tere age
Mother India 1957

Monday, February 7, 2022