Suggestions

Heard a big company is shifting their office soon to Udyog Vihar, Gurgaon. Suggestions to consider:
1. Helicopter service to come in and out of Udyog Vihar
2. Every company reconsider their flexible timing
3. Build a new building not for people but only for parking.

A Jung of words

In Kejri's "Jung" of words with LG "Aam admi" takes the brunt

Take it easy

A reflection of Indian society. Ads promise easy way, some examples I have seen
- Overeat and digest with tablets
- Weight reduction without exercise
- Learn English in few days
- Grow taller
- Get fairer

What a mess

Whatsapp says "Type a mess". Some eat in a mess, some are in a mess and now additionally they have to type it too.

Fairness where its required

A request to "fairness" product makers in India:
A fraction of your advertising budget could help in getting fairness in our justice system.

Jewelers market

Why should the Jeweler's shop be close to a vegetable market? So that there is a regular supply of 24 carrots