Saturday, October 31, 2015

Tatoos And Marks

When Geeta returned to India after 15 years DNA testing is being used to ascertain family links. Hindi films had the technology a whole generation earlier. Heroes could identify their brothers lost 20 years ago by finding tatoos and other marks (usually discovered during a fight when clothes got torn exactly at the right place) which got perfectly scaled over 20 years retaining all the details and density of the original.

Happy News

In Hindi films of 70s whenever a telegram arrived, people were shown sad without even opening the telegram, expecting the news to be bad. Nowadays arrival of newspaper or commencement of TV news have similar reactions. To be happy in life watch DD News.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

luxury vs space

I request Indian property dealers to define what they mean by saying a property is "ultra luxurious and spacious" and also advise how can a property can be luxurious and spacious at the same time.

Monday, October 26, 2015

Define

Request property dealers to define what is meant by "ultra luxurious and spacious"

Bolting

Indian manufacturers have started using the famous name "Bolt" - Tata motors has a car named  Bolt, Micromax has a mobile named Bolt. Lets see who's next.

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Mosquitoes woes

Is it a coincidence that mosquitoes bite near toes?

Safety message for good weather to reduce your woes: "Protect your TOES from the mosquiTOES!"

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Amazing pants

Hindi film heroes of the1960s were amazing they could do PT (physical training) in pants that were so tight that it would have been difficult to walk for a normal person.

In the red

Both Eveready Batteries and Indian brides say "Give me Red". Both are happy to be in the red.

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Navratri police bandobast

Police should be busy during Navratri Ram Leela has Sita Haran and Ravan Hatya.

Musical Instrument

The safest musical instrument for the Hindi film hero - piano. Hand movements naturally hidden from audience.

Zhadu Ka Jadoo

A song on banishing the intruding insect: "Jab Chaye Mera Zhadu Koi Bach Na Paye"

Friday, October 16, 2015

"Paar" + Tea

Some Party others do not go "Paar" (beyond) Tea.

Memories of a partnership

Hero group and Honda have parted ways but Hero Honda Chowk in Gurgaon will keep their psrtnership in people's memory for s long time

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Navratri Special

Meat eaters who are avoiding because of Navratri can enjoy it on Master Chef television series.

In the Red

Indian brides are happy to be in the red

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Positives for women

Two positive items related to women in recent news:
1. They will fly fighter jets
2. 1st phase of Bihar elections: Women voters were 5% higher than men as a percentage of registered voters. More voters will ensure they get their due rights.

Charging

Getting the head lines: Charge of the Write Brigade

Monday, October 12, 2015

Good Stuff

Customer in Indian restaurant: Do you have some good stuff?
Waiter: Yes we have stuff Naan, stuff Baingan, stuff Bhindi, stuff Aloo, stuff Capsicum and stuff tomato

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Traffic Police

When ever Indian police are not available to regulate road traffic our cattle represent them by acting as speed breakers

Saturday, October 10, 2015

dimples

for kulraj rabdhawa
dimples are your pride
like a charming bride

city in kitty

For kulraj randhawa: A few lines on her pic:
Going around the city
A wonderful pic in kitty

a thought

in a wonderful shade of blue
displaying talent pure and true

Friday, October 9, 2015

Cow's song

Shayad Meri Shaadi Ka Khayal...
Isi Liye Mummy Ne Mere...
Chai Pe "Bull" Aya Hai

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Kite flying

I remember during my college days I had gone to my friends sisters wedding at Lasalgaon. One student pointed to a person playing in a band organized for the wedding "He is very smart he is my classmate from school" he then went on "There was an all India competition of bands and both finalists were from Manmad, this one playing stood second". The person also told us that only his uncle and Rajiv Gandhi knew that Mig 27 was in India. Off course we got included in this elite club now we also knew.
I remember in my childhood I was told by a friend that a plane landed on a road in Bangalore. When the pilot got of the plane he was happy to know he was in Bangalore. He wanted to land in Karnataka and landing in its capital was the best thing.

A thought

Lagti Ho Sundar
Pehen Ke Ghena
Sakaar Kiya apni
mata Ka Sampna

Sniti

Feel very proud of Sniti:
Suron Ke  Rah Pe Chalna
Aap Ho Sangeet Ka Ghehna

Water melons

Most Bollywood heroes could fit water melons in their armpits as they walk.

Himalayas Unite

The advertisements of J&K and North East tourism look so much alike but for few images. Wonderful Ads.

Friday, October 2, 2015

Sniti

A few words for Sniti:
Every time you perform
You raise the norm