Noorie or Mooli

On the tune if Noorie O Noorie song

Mooli O Mooli

Aaja Re

Pet Ki Bukh Mita Ja Re

Bowling and batting

Agar woh bowl rahi thi to app bat Kar sakte ho

Sherkhan's mattress

What is Sherkhan the Pehelwan's mattress called? 

Its called Zamkhan

Use Dipper at night

Use Dipper at night

Add a line on first P on Dipper and it becomes Diaper.

Use Diaper at night

Bruce Lee's fish - Mach Lee

I bought a Sucha Joota

Bottled up emotions come out to the world as a beautiful flower

Like Father Like Son

Followed in Bollywood by many star sons of yesteryear actors. Its expected that audience liked father so are likely to like son as well.

Badshah

In my school days Galiyonka Badshah used to also be Gaaliyon ka Badshah

Stem the tide, build a sustainable future!

Observation about ice: Old is not Gold its Cold!

A song for those lazy to have a bath

Jaane Kya Baat Hai Neend Nahi Aati Badi Lambi Raat Hai

Jiyo To Aise Jio -A slogan for Jio

Sai's copy called Cyclone

Name Sai's copy he is called Cyclone

Behind Bars - Bar Bar Dekho

Be Loved not Loud

A Slogan for Kabaddi

The hindi movie "Tujhe Nahi Chodunga" has a slogan for Kabaddi. "Kaske Pakkad Loonga" should be the sequel for the movie so it can be the next slogan for Kabaddi.

Bat ki batein

Kuch Log Bat se Baat Karte Hai

Kuch Baith Ke Batein

Aur uske bad bathroom me bath lete hai

Koi Jeeta

Koi Jeeta Koi Hara

Koi Jyada Koi Jara

Question in Delhi

A question asked in Delhi:

Yeh picture "Dil Hi To Hai" kahan lagi hai?

Delhi To Hai!

Sun Tan

My Suntan got a Sun Tan

Paint Kala Se Kaala

Kaaro's Drinking Place

Its called Kaarobar

Nerds and Beards