Input = Output

Indian cooking channels shows present preparation of food with such high calories that they should have a follow up show of physical exercises to educate people on how to burn those calories

Jamnagar

Help needed to ease Gurgaon's traffic Jams. Instead of Gurugram we might have to borrow the name from Jamnagar.

pic an ethic

Looking good
in a wonderful pic
hard working
excellent work ethic

Pari

Lagti Hai Pari Par Ke Bina
Par Mehnat Karti Har Dina
(Looks like a fairy without wings but works hard everyday)

Tasveer

Har Tasveer Main Latgi Ho Aachi
Kyun Ke Man Ki Ho Sachi

Triple E

The Electrical Engineering and Electronics (EEE) are called triple E students at BITS. My son mentioned that a triple E student was going to Rourkela. I asked "why isn't he going to Libya" (Tripoli being capital of Libya)

May or May not

Considering the unpredictability in mind, agencies which declare Examination results prefer to play safe when say they will declare  in May. By this if there is any delay they can say we only said "we may declare".

Active furniture

The time furniture come alive:  Chairs speak in committees and turn tables on people

Degree priority

A sincere request to politicians  to focus on the rising degrees (in temperature) leading to a water crisis than asking for others degrees (educational).

Scifiction Movies

The dialogs spoken in non earth languages in Science fiction movies could be borrowed from infants below two years talking to their parents.

Badde Bade

Jis Din Aap Ka Badde Hota Hai Us Din Aap Ek Sal Bade Ho Jate Ho