TV Viewers also happy

This Diwali: Crackers were fewer helping the TV viewer

Change Of Season

Change of Season:
Miss Tree Bid Farewell At End Of Fall.
Hope the Tata group comes out of the current crisis.

Pal More or Less

Shiv's Pal is Mulayam more and Akhi less

Surgical Strike

Month of October had Surgical Strikes in different contexts:
Surgeons in Jharkhand had a Strike, Indian army conducted a Surgical Strike and PM Modi said we should conduct a "Surgical Strike" on Black Money.

Rok Sake To Rok Le

Bimari Na Rok Sakti
Kitni Bhi Kare Sakhti
Aap Aise Ho Vyakti
Jisko Kaam Se Bhakti (Illness cannot stop you how much it tries you are a person for whom work is worship)

Kasa Ahe

Serving Kasay is like saying "Kasa Ahe"

Qualifying for a television debate

A noticeable background for panelists on Indian Television debates is a rack of books in General and for Retired Generals from the Indian Army and Distinguished Personnel from other Services - its the gallantry awards.

Liver n Bile

Liver's function is to produce Bile, however nowadays livers need a Mobile to function

Badhe Chalo

O Mehnat Kar Ne Walon Apna Kyal Rakna
Badhate Kadam Mushkilo Se Nahi Zukhna

Greatness

How to make an apple great? Ans: By grating it
How to make an area great
Ans: Add an area with the same name and prefix with greater