Shades of blue

A few lines:
Dressed in a wonderful shade of blue
Looking forward to dreams coming true

Fully computerized

Today's newspaper reported that Amma's mobile phones are "computerised".

Strengthen Grassroots

A possible way to strengthen grassroots institutions in India is to make Gram Panchayat into Kilogram Panchayat

Ghosla

Bollywood heroines nowadays can be identified by flashy clothes in a group dance, in the 60s and 70s they could be identified as the one with the "ghosla" (nest) on their heads.

Sircar free

Tomorrow is "Car free" day in Gurgaon. Hoping "Sircar" will help to "free" restrictions faced by women during transportation in the city.

Leaving the fruit behind

Due to the Dengue menace, leaves of Papaya have superseded the fruit in importance. "Leaving" the fruit behind.

Toilet a qualification

Recently one of our states passed a law for criteria for standing for local body elections. One of the disqualification criteria was lack of toilet in potential candidate's house.

Clean

Why are Thai people clean? Because they always have a baht

Seek

Poster for a hotel : "Seek Kababs along with happiness here"

Gall Bladder

Insulted at being removed, bladder to surgeon: "You had the gall to remove me".

Bicycles Talk

Latest song picturized on Salman Khan "Main Hu Hero Tera" could have been sung by your bicycle to you many years back.

Growth

Some economists say RaGa's policies are anti growth. However his beard shows they are not entirely true.

New sons

New sons are not a nuisance for their moms

Speed breakers

Rains have provided concave type in addition to the already available convex type of speed breakers in the city to help pedestrians and police to regulate speeding vehicles.

Convergence Doctors Chemists

In India as doctors get more experience they do tend to give free sample medicines received from Medical Reps to their patients (doing the job of a chemist). Whereas as Chemists get more experienced they tend to recommended medicines to their customers (doing the job of a doctor)!

A song for a friend

When Kejriwal decided to come back to Delhi after visiting his ally Nitish Kumar, Nitish could have sung the first line of Farida Khanum's song "Aap Jane Ki Zid Na Karo" to him.

Yes Minister

One of our state government's has a minister for Gurdwara elections.  Portfolios held by another  minister of the same government are <a long list> + All other departments not specifically allotted to a minister - Yes...