An appeal to real villains

With Christmas approaching reel villains will be behaving well, taking a cue may i request the real ones to follow suit

Driving around potholes

Indian drivers start with two wheelers learning to deftly dodge potholes and continue doing so when they drive cars

Corn Banayega....

Bihar today has an estimated rabi hybrid maize seed market worth Rs 250 crore. Can we say "Corn Banayega Crorepati"?

Cleanest people

I think the Thai people are the cleanest because they always have a baht

Bitwa Bit of Wah

After a long time Lalu Yadav's "Bitwas" have given him the reason to say a bit of "Wahs"!

A few words for Kulraj

Concerns close to
your heart you share
Bringing into focus
things that you care

Drone

Desi 1: Lots of fantastic drones
Desi 3: We had Drone during Mahabharata also

Boards

There are huge boards pointing to residences of important persons. Felt it for thieves that they would find pots of money there.

Sniti Mishra

@snitimishra Happy Diwali. A few lines for those you inspire:
Wish fireworks wrote your name in the sky
To become like you others could try

Prem Ratan Dhan Payo with..

The movie could suggest something else but the TV ads suggest that - Prem Ratan Dhan Payo if you buy from a certain Jeweller and an ecommerce website

Bihar election results

If the grand alliance wins in Bihar development will take a back seat and it will slip further down in all indexes and compete with poorer states to show they are worse off to get special status.

Women of Bihar

I want to congratulate women of Bihar for voting 5% (as a percentage of registered voters) more than men in the recent election hope this translates into focus for their rights.

Intolerance?

I remember my mother mentioning that in Bankikodla a small village in Karnataka in which she grew up that Hindus, Muslims and Christians used to celebrate all festivals together. Because Muslims were a minority it was Hindus you were part of processions of Muslims, collected funds and also walked on coal fires along with them. I went to a Roman Catholic missionary school and my respect for Christianity only grew. South India has shown how people of all religions and faiths can coexist peacefully.
I request media to highlight positives of peaceful coexistence that's where the Incredible India exists.

Which CV

When I requested a candidate for a CV he said "Please let me know job profile and I will send my CV accordingly"

Pics

A few lines on  profile pics:
Tasveer Liya Ho bahar ya Andar
Aap Lagti Usme Sundar

Talk of Speed

Today's Intolerance "March" by Congress was at the speed of 2km/hr while average walking speed of humans is 5 km/hr.

Overturning one Child Policy

Over turning the one-child policy in China gave  boost to shares of companies that make diapers, baby strollers and infant formula, while the maker of a popular brand of condoms had a bad day.

Happy Halloween

Wonderful to see you on the scene
Happy Halloween

You look great on the screen
Happy Halloween

Chota Rajan Back

With Chota Rajan coming back to India all Rajan's will growup