Fuvare

Fuvaro Ke Bagal Baithi Mahenathi Mahila,
Kalatmak Aur Sundar Sa Joda Pehenke Neela

Dwarka

Dwarka in Gujarat has Somnath Temple, Dwarka in Delhi has Somnath Bharti

Have Sense

As the Censor Board continues to cut scenes in films. People are asking the Chairman "Is there any sense in this Sir?"

Bollywood's Shikanji connection

Thanks to Adobe Photoshop we can see pics of Bollywood stars drinking Shikanji at cold drink stalls.

Translation

Sab Moh Maya Hain

SAB TV - Moh (Electrical conductance) in MA (Master of Arts) Yeah Hey!

Lajpat Nagar

Next stop after Lajpat Nagar on Delhi Metro should be small part nagar because it should be after Large Part Nagar.

Delhi Metro Thoughts

What should be the next station after Aims on the Delhi Metro. It should be Shoot because after taking aim you shoot.
Race course station hardly anybody getting down or boarding. There are no ticket counters. The customer care issues tickets to keep busy.
Easiest also for security personnel. Bosses favorites would be coming here.

Damn Good

Damn Good: Afghanistan commission's a dam made by India

Completing 8 years

Mehnat Aur Lagan Se Saal Pure Kiye Aath
Abhinandan Karta Hoon Jod Ke Apne Hath
(You have completed 8 years working hard and sincerely congratulations with folded hands)

Mummies

Mummy's could be as silent as mummies till they are provoked

No. 2

In a team the no. 1 occupies 2-5 positions also. The so called no. 2 only starts after 5.

Selfie Ya Group

Photo Selfie Ya Group
Lagti Ho Khoob