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Wonder why music videos shown on every TV music channel are tagged as "Exclusive"

What's in a name?

Latest trend in Indian ads:
Bhaskar a multi tasker
Pushpinder pushes his bike around
Coming Next?
Rohit gives hits in a row
Still waters Randeep

Attitude

With my considerable grey hair,  I can claim to have a "Never say dye" attitude.

Version

Desi software professional to another on getting a son "Got a Beta"
Friend: "When are to getting the official release?"

Checklist Dilema

Was surprised to see this item as a checklist item in one of the forms related to a government agency

A scary board

A scary board outside a Jeweller's shop:
"Get Neckless for Rs. ......"

Batsman's boundary

Talking of bowling to batsman. Three ice cream bowls gets a batsman to his boundary.

Ready mix maker instructions

Some ready mix makers keep the instructions in font sizes so small  (almost impossible to read for a normal person) so in case you complain they can say that you did not read the instructions properly.