Person or percentage

When will companies and colleges look at students as persons and not percentages

Bollywood horror story

I did not watch many Bollywood "horror" movies in the 1970s and 80s however noticed their posters and was intrigued by their names. The one's I watched made me realize they were made with low budgets and shot in abandoned mansions, textile mills etc. There was also a film "Raat Ke Andhere Mein" warning the viewer in advance to not expect much lighting in the film, which could help reduce the budget even further. I found the censor's certification of "Adult" for such movies unfair as they were depriving children of some entertainment they might have enjoyed. These films also had actors who could not get roles in mainstream cinema. Jaspal Bhatti had also made an episode in his flop show series where a film made by the name of "Kabrastan Ka Chowkidar" gets the best comedy award. Such films that had a lot of smoke all around would possibly sound a pollution alarm as per today's standards. 

Electrical Preferences

Electrical engineers prefer buses and conductors over trains

Validation

Is it possble to validate a valid date?

Sunny Days

Daily I could greet

Press your tired feet

Hoping clouds make way

for a bright sunny day

Wipe your tears

Banish all fears

towards success go marching

Desh

 Desho Ke Becho Bech Base Huwe Desh Mein Beach Nahi Ho Sakte Hai

Bheje Wale Ne Bheja

Jisne Bheja Hai Usme Bheja Hai

Question

Question to answer whether you want to be Halki (light) or Hulky

Low waist

Low waist is low waste of cloth

Ways to Stay Relevant

Best way to stay relevant is to stay in  Relevant Hotel Or stay in a hotel which you think is relevant

Summerizing Sooner

Global warming is summerizing Winter and bringing monsoon sooner

Come to see shootings

During my stint at Chemtex in Hiranandani gardens Powai working for L&T I found that there were number of film shootings going on in the area. We needded people from EIL to come and approve drawings but they used to resist it. i had a suggestion to invite them to come and watch film shootings and if they have time approve some drawings and documents :).

Discuss but don't Throw

Discus Throw a sport.

In life be a sport, Discuss but don't Throw consume it!

Impeding Arrest

 It has been observed that Indian politicians and fugitives whenever faced with imment ArRest need A Rest typically in a hospital. Proved again by Mehul Choksi.

Vaccine nation

Vaccination in Vaccine Nation India which produces 60% of the world's vaccines

Pi constantly transforming

Pi (3.14..) regarded as a constant, however in covid times its constantly transforming hostels and hotels to hosPItels (hospitals) and care giving centres.

New challenges bring new transformations.

Mean

Don't mean

To be mean

Find a mean

Misheard Lyrics

Misheard Lyrics:

Tu Chanda Mein Chandni

Tu Server Mein Shark Re

Delhi 6

Masak Kali has some lyrics which could be misheard by many

Lockdown

Lockdown took people from Khelna (playing) to Khel Na (no playing)

Milna (meeting in Hindi) to Mil Na ( no meeting)

April Phool Banaya

April Phool (flower in Hindi) Banaya (made in Hindi).

Sounds like the Bollywood title song of a classic sung by Mohammad Rafi Sab.

But here it brings joy to everyone as there are no victims but only silent revelers.

Cheetah coming to India

Kal Cheeee Tha

Ab Acha Hai

Heard Immunity

Indian constitution gives its citizens a fundamental right of freedom of speech and expression which a fundamental pillar of democracy.

When those who oppose the incumbent government in India are questioned for tax or any other matter they complain of "muzzling voices of dissent" which I would call as "heard immunity".

Essentially meaning that once you start opposing you should be heard irrespective of the merits of your arguments and play the victim card whenever convenient.

Khami Dhundne Ki Bhool

Khami Dhundne Ki

Nahi Karenge Bhool

Hum Hai Bus Aapki

Charanon Ki Dhool

PAD to HeliPAD

At the peak of Sony Walkman's popularity there was an advertisement by an Airline with the caption: "Don't walk man, fly". Probably inspired by this Indian politicians have increasingly moved from PAD yatras (a pilgrimage on foot to express polical concerns) to HeliPAD yatras (using helicopters).

Flowers

Bunch of flowers

Like a bouquet

Welcome chirping

Birds each day

Breaking Free

Breaking Free

Trinity On A Tree

Pep Silence

Spring ushered in by beautiful flowers:

Spring in their step

Silently they pep

Winter gives way

Winter gives way 

Comes along spring

Colorful hanging pots

The breeze can swing

Naman

Durga Jaise Hai Shakti

Saraswati Jaise Gyan

Karta Hun Aap Ko Naman

Parivar Ke Liye Balidhan

Jai Ho

Jai Jawan, Jai Kisan and Jai Insaan ( Jo Income Tax Dete Hain)

Aim and shoot

What should be next station after Aims on Delhi Metro? It should be "Shoot" because you shoot after taking aim.

Bhakti Hai Shakti

Aap Ke Itne Ache Gun

Vicharo mein hai ek Dhun

Parivar Ke Prati Bhakti

Hai Aap Ki Badi Shakti

Vada and Meduvada

In a South Indian restaurant in the background a song was playing "Kya Hua Tera Vadah, Woh Kasam Woh Irada" from Hum Kisi Se Kum Nahi.

Overheard a conversation there which said "Kya Hua Tera Vada Woh Rasam Woh Meduvada"

Two Generations - Same tune and beat

The two songs one from Bandini "O Panchi Pyare" by SD Burman

and the other from Namkee "Anki Chali Banki Chali" by R D Burman have so much in common.

Extra miles

Outside our bedroom:

No room for brooding

Only broadening smiles

The colours and brightness

make worthy those extra miles