Tv Trp hot air balloon

Recently the hot air TRP balloon (to raise TRPs) of Indian TV channels has been handed over by a godman (asaram bapoo) to a godwoman (radhe maa) who in turn handed it to a lady media tycoon (indrani mukherjea), who is the next recipient time will tell.

Quiz master experience

Quiz masters can safely add 10 years to their official experience for quizzing their parents till they touched 10.

Advanced family planning

Indian family planning experts recommend a gap of 3-4 years between children. Is it a coincidence that most professional degree courses are 3-4 years? Going by the fees nowadays sequential admissions would be preferred by parents over parallel ones.

Heavy weights

Recently I read a news item where 4 nos. people were stuck in a lift (elevator) in an Indian government office. One of them being a political heavy weight. The explanation for the lift not moving was that it has a capacity of 360 kg and was overloaded.

Science in Politics

PM Modi when asked if he wished he had the powers to push reforms the way they had done in China he replied that "Democracy is in India's DNA". Referring to a political opponent's behavior he said "looks like there is a problem with his DNA". Now the government is initiating a DNA profiling bill.

Sniti Mishra

A few lines for Sniti Mishra:
Jis Dharti Pe Rakhe Kadam Sniti
Sangeetmay Hogi Wahan Ki Mitti

Thumbs up

Indian advertising informs that Thumbs Up is not available easily - among other things you need to fall of buildings, help test the weight carrying capacity of helicopters by lifting a truck loaded with the cold drink etc. to get a chance to drink it.

Kabbadi

Kabbadi - where the person whose feet you fall at will be completely unforgiving

Activating cell phones

How do the Telecom operators activate your cell phone number?
They say "Khul Ja Sim Sim"

Crystal Ball Gazing

Looks like Congress party has a crystal ball to look into the future. In the present, they focus their attention on potential future Prime Ministers from opposition parties.

Suspended need to be held

Statement in today's newspaper: "We stand with each of our suspended MPs" (perhaps to hold them)